Bröd är farligt! :D :D It's Time Somebody Did Something About Bread !! " Warning: Bread is Ev

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M

2004-12-30 11:06

Bröd är farligt! :D :D
It's Time Somebody Did Something About Bread !! "

Warning: Bread is Evil. Did you know:

1) More than 98 percent of convicted criminals are bread eaters !

2) Exactly half of all children who grow up in bread - eating households score in the bottom 50% on standardized IQ tests !

3) In the 19th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 55 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, scarlet fever, smallpox and influenza ravaged entire nations !

4) Statistics show that more than 75 % of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread !

5) Bread is made from a substance called "dough." Researchers have proven that as little as one pound of dough can choke a large animal like a horse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month !

6) Bread is known to be extremely addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water, actually begged for bread after just two days !

7) Bread is a "gateway" food item, which usually leads to such items as butter, jam, peanut butter and even ... bacon !

8) Bread has been proven to kill. Scientists have now uncovered alarming evidence that 100% of the people who eat bread will eventually die !

9) Unattended newborn babies can choke on bread !

10) Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 425 degrees Fahrenheit ! Don't laugh...that kind of heat can kill a full grown adult in less than five minutes.

11) 96 % of cancer victims eventually admit that they've eaten bread !

12) Sadly, 9 out of 10 bread eaters are unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

Q

2004-12-30 12:33

I ljuset av de här skrämmande fakta, föreslår vi följande brödrestriktioner:
1. Ingen försäljning av bröd till minderåriga. 2. En nationell "Nej Till Bröd"-kampanj, TV-inslag med kändisar och bakrutedekaler. 3. En 300-procentig statlig skatt på allt bröd för att finansiera alla samhällssjukdomar som kan associeras med bröd. 4. Inga bilder på djur eller människor, och inte heller några grundfärger (vilka kan verka tilltalande för barn) får användas i brödreklam. 5. Inrätta brödfria zoner omkring skolor.

Tindr-ah-vad-statistik-är-underbart-lättmanipulerat

2005-01-03 13:15

Jaaa! Kom igen! Vi startar "Det stora brödupproret"! :)

Tindrah

2006-09-22 10:11

Varför drar just det här inlägget till sig knäppisar? *funderar*

Floaf

2006-09-22 11:12

Botarna har väl fått för sig att det är bra att posta här... Jag tror jag tar bort det så ser vi vad som händer.