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M

(4 svar)
2006-09-22 11:12

Bröd är farligt! :D :D
It's Time Somebody Did Something About Bread !! "

Warning: Bread is Evil. Did you know:

1) More than 98 percent of convicted criminals are bread eaters !

2) Exactly half of all children who grow up in bread - eating households score in the bottom 50% on standardized IQ tests !

3) In the 19th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 55 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, scarlet fever, smallpox and influenza ravaged entire nations !

4) Statistics show that more than 75 % of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread !

5) Bread is made from a substance called "dough." Researchers have proven that as little as one pound of dough can choke a large animal like a horse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month !

6) Bread is known to be extremely addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water, actually begged for bread after just two days !

7) Bread is a "gateway" food item, which usually leads to such items as butter, jam, peanut butter and even ... bacon !

8) Bread has been proven to kill. Scientists have now uncovered alarming evidence that 100% of the people who eat bread will eventually die !

9) Unattended newborn babies can choke on bread !

10) Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 425 degrees Fahrenheit ! Don't laugh...that kind of heat can kill a full grown adult in less than five minutes.

11) 96 % of cancer victims eventually admit that they've eaten bread !

12) Sadly, 9 out of 10 bread eaters are unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

Wahlle

(0 svar)
2006-09-21 21:00

ryssland är ett annorlunda land! har en chaufför som kör oss till och från jobbet i en gammal lada. det vimlar av lador och andra konstiga bilmarken här nere. kanske skriver nåt mer om jag kommer i närheten av en internetuppkoppling...

Tindrah

(7 svar)
2006-09-20 22:11

Hohoho, vilka kul skyltar de har utomlands! :)

AnitZ

(1 svar)
2006-09-18 14:45

http://www.angryalien.com/ Bli lite kultiverade...

M

(6 svar)
2006-09-16 16:32

Flygning på lördag kl 1230 ifall någon vill vara publik.

Floaf

(2 svar)
2006-09-15 16:03

Jaha, så var nätagget paj igen... Whyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Tindrah

(2 svar)
2006-09-11 20:23

Idag är jag FUL! :)

Tindrah

(3 svar)
2006-09-09 17:48

Tre små gummor skulle gå en gång... ;)

M

(0 svar)
2006-09-09 17:45

Mmm! Frukost.

Tindrah

(0 svar)
2006-09-07 21:47

...fast Johan är ännu fulare! ;)